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Developer, gamer, self-hoster

I build the things my friends use every night.

Discord bots for gaming groups, a home server with zero open ports, and the sites that tie it all together. Self-taught, self-hosted, mostly built after midnight.

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Player 1 Lv. 51 · Canada

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Class: self-hoster. Main: support, apparently. Known for shipping bot updates at 2am and finishing 22 games to 100%.

Next level
72%
935Games owned
2,808Achievements
963Hours of Overwatch
438Hours of Elden Ring
254Anime watched
105Days of anime
PRICELESS
Legendary · Equipped

Gaming Deluxe - Founders Edition DLC Pack (Each Item Sold Separately) Beta Test Preorder Bonus

  • +20% chance to say "one more game"
  • Unlocks a home server nobody asked for
  • Grants a Discord bot with 68 commands
  • Sleep schedule disabled

"Each item sold separately." Including this one.

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Selected work

Five projects, one theme: things that keep running when I close the laptop.

01 Discord bot

The Almighty

A Discord bot for gaming groups. Steam, music, levels, moderation and text-to-speech, with picture cards for almost everything. Started for my friends, now runs in servers I've never seen.

46Servers
68Slash commands
177Voices, 58 languages
24k+Games tracked
  • Node.js
  • discord.js
  • Self-hosted Piper TTS
  • LLM translation
  • Encrypted at rest
Add it to a server
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TOP ALBUMS • 3X3hootsuhootsu on Last.fm
THIS WEEK
1

Be the CowboyMitski38PLAYS

2

In RainbowsRadiohead33PLAYS

3

For Emma, Forever AgoBon Iver29PLAYS

4

PunisherPhoebe Bridgers24PLAYS

5

BloomBeach House21PLAYS

6

Helplessness BluesFleet Foxes17PLAYS

7

Dragon New MountainBig Thief14PLAYS

8

Carrie & LowellSufjan Stevens11PLAYS

9

Heaven or Las VegasCocteau Twins8PLAYS

195PLAYS IN THIS CHART
9ARTISTS
48,302SCROBBLES ALL TIME
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41%
LEVEL UP!
balls
Level 21 → Level 22
1,484 / 3,620 XP to level 23
LEVEL22
#3 IN SERVER
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WELCOME
nyx
to the lobby
MEMBER #52
THE ALMIGHTY
02 Website

thealmightybot.com

The whole site is one Cloudflare Worker: a WebGL coin intro, a live command demo, a dashboard for server settings and sign-in with seven platforms.

1File, the entire site
7OAuth platforms
  • Cloudflare Workers
  • D1
  • KV
  • WebGL
  • OAuth
Visit the site
thealmightybot.com
The Almighty website home page: a gold blackletter title and a 3D gold coin
03 Control panel

zenith panel

A browser control room for my server, because I didn't want to live in a terminal. Zero dependencies, a live stats dial, a console, a file editor, containers and a voice tester.

0npm dependencies
5sLive stats refresh
  • Node.js
  • Server-sent events
  • Docker API
  • Monaco
zenith · private, tailnet only
zenith control panel home: a gold dial reading ONLINE with CPU, memory, disk and temperature
04 Home server

zenith

An old office PC that now runs everything. Nothing listens on the internet: zero open ports. I reach it through a private Tailscale network from anywhere.

0Open ports
14Days of nightly backups
  • Ubuntu Server
  • Docker Compose
  • Tailscale
  • ufw
The internet 0 OPEN PORTS nothing gets in My laptop My phone Oracle relay TAILSCALE private, encrypted zenith i5-8400 · 8 GB · Ubuntu DOCKER The Almighty Piper TTS Control panel Jellyfin Invites Nightly backups
05 Media server

Private media server

A Jellyfin server for my friends with its own theme and an invite system. Friends abroad watch through a cloud relay that hides my home IP, and it costs nothing to run.

$0Monthly cost
0Home IPs exposed
  • Jellyfin
  • jfa-go invites
  • Caddy
  • Oracle Cloud
  • Tailscale
Welcome to zenith
The zenith Jellyfin sign-in page with a gold Sign In button
FriendOracle relayTailscalezenith

Visitors only ever see the relay. zenith stays invisible.

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